The Family Motto Nobody Talks About (But Everyone Lives By)

Every family has a code. This one just hangs it in the kitchen where everyone can see it.

"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."

The perfect gift for the family that keeps it together in public — and absolutely does not in private. They'll laugh every single time they reach for a dish.

Product Details

• 100% Cotton Twill
• 16 x 26 inches
• Hand screen printed
• Machine washable
• Not a flour sack towel
• White with black lined trim

Makes a Perfect Gift For

• Family gatherings & reunions
• Housewarming & hostess gifts
• Birthdays & holidays
• Anyone with a "perfectly normal" family